[Forum Game] Three Word Story

Okay, so this is how the Forum Game works...every poster says three words to add on to the story...here's and example:

Poster 1: There was a...

Poster 2: man who liked...

Poster 3: weird and ugly...

and so on...

I'll start us out!

Today was the...

ate a huge

which tasted like

pickles and Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

and someone's retarded.

who is named....

tat we know which is ..

...only three words,

fine fine fine ..


end with letter...

Three words dammit, and make it grammatically correct please, anyway : Z, his name

was Leetz, he

bought a salamander

and tried to

which was, Mr

apple and said

you can suck

Upon this, my

large banana indubitably,

But Mr.Salamandar Didnt

know anything about it, so..

wanted to , so

He bit him

really really hard