Random sMS quotes.

I'll start with some from me
"I am the champion of everything; I once beat a cheetah in a hundred meter dash... By 50 meters... I gave it a 70 yard head start"
I forgot who but: That includes the champion of fail
ChaoticFury: I'm Going to fuck you till you love me
ChaoticFury: 90% of women are my gf, The other 10% are fat chicks
ChaoticFury: I tried dating a big girl once... She looked like Shrek, She was a Cow, I needed a paper bag. I found one but it wouldn't fit... she was that big.
Courtney: No we are not doing this in chat, We are doing this public (something along those lines)
Ryuketsu: Well, Someone has been busy... And it wasn't Genghis Khan
ChaoticFury: Internet Gs... The lowest of the low, Right under pedophiles
I couldnt think of many more that made me lolz so effing hard

Steven " im marrying Pillows"

WhiteAsRice: My penis is loose
WhiteAsRice: This is totally not sex on a stick

Steven " ORGASM "

Kissed : Me > You.

Krin: Krin for GM. (longest, most uneffective campaign ever)

Lol... and how can I forget
StarFox : "*Does a Barrel Roll*"

ChaoticFury wrote:Lol... and how can I forget
StarFox : "*Does a Barrel Roll*"

I was about to post that!

StarFox: LANDMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prinny: DOOD!

How can i forget it
Was Holding Lolipop in hand Lawl(In Game)

Fake: Suck My Lolipop
Seduction: Depends on wich one you want me to suck
Fake:Both of course

iFake wrote:How can i forget it
Was Holding Lolipop in hand Lawl(In Game)

Fake: Suck My Lolipop
Seduction: Depends on wich one you want me to suck
Fake:Both of course

LOL

IAmAnego:RabBitZx3 leave your guild and join mine
RabBitZx3:why should I f3
IAmAnego:if not imma slap yooh

Lol dahnoob... NEEVAA i still rem that tho lol

RaBbItZx3 wrote:Lol dahnoob... NEEVAA i still rem that tho lol

takes out my 200k slap hand and -slaps RaBbItZx3-

i rape noobs

Ryuketsu: Geh, fuck me. I 'm going to get a drink of water. A fourteen year old is not certified to handle this kinda of shit